Download 2013 – My Saturday

Saturday started with a slight disaster. Andy had forgotten to inform our landlady that we wanted breakfast so she wasn’t prepared for us in the breakfast room. She did manage to cobble together some food and so things weren’t so bad after all.
We waited outside our guest house for our lift to the festival. Stella and Graham eventually turned up and I started an epic day of rum and Jager. We knew we were planning to meet up with some friends inside the festival so today was going to be a bit strange with 4 of us having to decide what to do together rather than just Andy and me.

As we were walking in from the close car park (about a mile away) I could hear UFO on stage and I’m gutted I didn’t see them, I really love the tacky 70s rock sound! Once inside the festival we browsed the shops. There wasn’t anything that really stood out at me although I did buy a “Power Up” t-shirt. Eventually we met up with Dave, Jon and AN Other.

Black Stone Riders are just Thin Lizzy without the singer and Gary Moore (RIP). I just wasn’t that interested. There was no progression to the sound of the new stuff. It was just extra Thin Lizzy, add 20 years to the music and make it sound the same.

I tried with Mastodon, I really did. I just didn’t get on with it and thought they were a bit rubbish. Since Download I have been trying to listen to The Hunter in the house and it still doesn’t really do anything for me. This is a shame as I’ve been looking for some new sounds to get into.

Sky Valley Mistress. Hmmmmm. Well I wrote this down in the list of bands I watched on the Saturday but I can’t remember. There, said it.

Alice In Chains came on next and I really like their music. It’s moody, depressing and haunting. They sounded really good and it was nice to see them for the first time since 1991 but I was hungry. I am ashamed to say that Andy and I went to get some food.

Motorhead were OK but really just what you’d expect from Motorhead. I would have liked to hear the song “Motorhead” because it’s among my favourites, but then it’d be hard to beat the classic “No Sleep ‘Till Hammersmith”.

We headed back into the crowd for Queens of the Stone Age and . . . . . we just chatted all the way through their set. They were really uninspiring and boring. It’s a shame because I actually like two of their songs but they just didn’t really do it for me. I even turned away from the stage to chat to my friends!

We were in place for Iron Maiden. No moving now except inwards. Really looking forward to it. The lights dimmed and there seemed to be some activity on the stage when a Supermarine Spitfire (possibly VC version – it had straight tipped wings) flew over the crowd from behind the stage, circled a few times and did some more fly overs. Absolutely brilliant. Best bit of the day so far.

Maiden came on and were typically Maiden. It was a very good show with lots of fire, Eddie and singing along. There were a few songs I would have liked to hear and a couple I would have preferred they hadn’t played. I think they played two from the Fear of the Dark album which I don’t care for. I’m waiting patiently to hear Revelations live. Maiden were good, but I found that Slipknot blew them away. Maybe because I’ve seen Maiden about 6 times since 1988?

Maiden 1 Maiden 2 Maiden 3 Motorhead 1 QOTSA 1

Perfect Pub

A perfect pub needs the following things:

  • Pleasant, non-threatening atmosphere
  • Good music
  • A POLISHED brass foot rail
  • Coat hooks under the bar
  • Ladies and Gentlemen I give you The World’s End in Camden!

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    Aesthetic Perfection

    Saw Aesthetic Perfection at the Camden Underworld last night. There were four bands on the bill. Apart from the headliners the only one I liked was Kommand and Kontrol. They had a good mix of electronica and guitars, they considered themselves The Gentlemen of Electronica, worth a watch.
    Aesthetic Perfection were good but let down, as other bands were, with some technical issues. During the evening speakers stop working, microphones died and guitars died. The sound was poor as the PA speakers were aimed too directly towards back, the closer to the stage you got, the worse the sound (more than at other venues).
    Aesthetic Perfection essentially showed the other bands how to do it. Odd make up, hard sound and disturbing lyrics. Everything that makes a good evening!

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    Confirmation

    I don’t think it’s right that I went to a college that has so many odd things about it. I love the fact it was odd but there are problems with that.
    If I meet someone new I have to try and explain some of the things about IC because it was part of my life. I can mention any of the following:

    • Mascotry
    • Constituent College rivalry
    • Imperial Rag Mag
    • Kamikaze Parachute Run
    • Field Cup
    • Tie Clubs
    • Traditional Bar
    • Pots
    • not NUS
    • Bo
    • CGCU Bar Nights

    And these would probably be met with a bit of a “really?” nod. “Yes” would be the reply.
    These things can only be confirmed by someone who’s been there and been in the same social group. Obviously those are the people I am still in contact with and so confirmation is required.
    I have had the job of confirmer a number of times.

    Ian, could you just explain Spanner and Bolt to X who doesn’t believe me.

    I explain about my past love Spanner and its companion Bolt and although X now believes the stories they still have that look of “your place was odd”.
    It sure was!

    Two Annoyances

      Number 1

    This might seem trivial but it’s the little things that will grind us down. When I shop in Tesco and pay at the self-service till I am pretty sure the lovely lady says:

    Clubcard excepted.

    It’s probably just her accent but I don’t like it. She should, of course, be saying:

    Clubcard accepted.

    That would make me happier.

      Number 2

    When broadband supplying companies are advertising perhaps they could actually state a speed rather than just a value. They seem to say:

    Speeds of up to 8 megabits

    Now, you know I’m this fussy! 8 megabits is not a speed. You have to have a compound measure for speed because it’s a rate. They should be saying:

    Speeds of up to 8 megabits per second

    If both these things happened I would be a happy man!

    Top Song

    Just been playing some AC/DC while completing a few laps on the GT6 demo. All of a sudden, well, not really, it was the next track but “You shook me all night long” came on.
    It is a brilliant song. I just love it. The riff, the lyrics, the late 80s. How it makes me feel. How it makes me happy.
    Just awesome.

    Twitter

    Twitter have changed something. My website no longer has a twitter feed down the RHS. Also, my communications aren’t being posted to Twitter automatically, a slight inconvenience.
    Well, I’m sure I can cope but I don’t like it when I have things working how I want them and then, kapow, things change. It’s not right.

    USA Pictures

    Finally got some prints from my DC trip at Easter. Had my panoramas printed, only the lovely things obviously.
    Here’re the X-15 and SR-71 in the dining room:

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    Here’s the orbiter Discovery next to my Cylon guardian:

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    And finally the Capitol sitting on the other side of my Cylon:

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    Download 2013 – My Friday

    Friday
    I left work and battled through the traffic at the Dartford Tunnel and then the M1 just being busy. I found the hotel easy enough and Andy had left the key under the door mat so that all worked out ok.
    Had some rum and got a cab to the festival. It took at good 25 minutes to walk from the taxi rank to the main arena. I tried getting in touch with Andy but with so many mobiles around a concentrated site the signal was appalling.

    I'm In
    I’m In

    Bullet for my Valentine
    I could hear and see this band as I was walking around the arena trying to get some food and Jagermeister. They sounded alright. Not really my stuff, but not the worst in the world. I was more interested in seeing the Friday night headliners.

    Bullet For My Valentien
    Bullet from the Jager tent
    More Bullet
    More Bullet

     

    Slipknot
    I have know about this band for a long time. My first contact with them was when they played “Wait and Bleed” on TFI Friday in about 2000 or so. I bought the first album straight after that and then even the next two. I hadn’t bought any more and didn’t really listen to it that often. That will change. They were fantastic. The show was excellent and has made me a huge fan.

     

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    Slipknot 1
    Slipknot 2
    Slipknot 2

     

    Slipknot The End
    Slipknot The End

     

    After the show it was great to meet with Andy and his parents. On the way back to the guest house we argued about the usual things we argue about!

    Slip Lane

    This communication has been brewing for a few weeks now. It is time to let off some steam. I have two driving issues that I wish to highlight.

    Slip Lane
    When I learnt to drive I was told that the slip road to a motorway or dual carriage way was for cars to speed up and be able to enter the main carriage way safely. As even the slowest trucks generally do around 60mph it seems reasonable to expect drivers to SPEED UP to at least 60 mph so that we can all enter the motorway in the safest fashion possible. This does not seem to happen.
    Many times recently I have been sitting in my car at 40 or 50 mph while trying to get onto the motorway because the idiot in front of me won’t speed up. It’s a motorway you moron. Let’s get a move on and be safe, or just don’t drive.

    Village
    The roads to where I live are a little narrow and twisty and different. I understand that people who aren’t from around here might want to take things easy. I don’t mind that. I find it a bit irritating but it’s fair enough in all honesty. So these drivers potter along the lanes at 40mph. I understand.
    What I don’t understand is that these morons then continue to do 40mph through the village. It’s a 30 zone, FCS. There are kids playing in the field and old people and cars parked everywhere. If you insist on driving slowly along the national speed limit roads then please do the same in the village and be aware of your surroundings. It’s 30mph for a reason. The throttle isn’t stuck at 40mph, lift off a little.
    Those who recklessly speed through the village are a different matter.

    Rant over for now.

    Injury

    I spent two hours at a Gladiator school in Rome on Saturday and I think we were fortunate that we weren’t allowed to fight each other with the metal swords!
    The only injury I got was from the back of the shield rubbing my hand. Poor me! Altogether now: ahhhh.

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    IGN

    Talk about worldwide conspiracy theories! This one’s real!

    A group of us arrived in Rome and needed somewhere to dance a bit, because one of our party hadn’t been out for four years. We were completely unaware of what sort of establishments were available (it was midnight). Fortunately Mr G knew someone who knew someone etc.

    With a phone call to someone in Bologna, that person then recommended Muccassassina and phoned the club to get us onto the guest list. We took a taxi to Rome’s (more likely Europe’s) premier LGBT spot. When we arrived it took three further circular phone calls to Bologna and discussions with the management to get us into the club for free, but we did it, thanks to the IGN. Really impressed.

    I was even more impressed with the helicopter sitting in the beer garden. Most excellent.

    Muccassassina

    Rome

    Just had a great time on tour with the boys in Rome. On the flight home I had Ronan Keating sitting behind me and Ian Somerhalder sitting next to me. I blanked them and tried to sleep.
    Now following rule #1.

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    What’s Going On?

    I had a complaint or rather more of a suggestion.

    Could I somehow differentiate my standard communications from my album reviews?

    So, standard communications are now tagged and categorised under the code word:

    Penguin

    If you want to avoid my album reviews the search Penguin or look for that category.

    Thanks Marc.

    Good TV

    This is a favourite show of mine. It’s a simple, delightful animation from the BBC. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Dipdap:

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    Why I Go To Church

    I found this in the local church magazine [You’ve got to look at these things if only to get the gossip]. What amused me most was the utter lack of mention of christ or god. It appears that this person goes for social and meditation reasons. We are tribal animals and feel the need to be in like minded groups, that’s why I see my friends. I don’t need to try and believe in a man-in-the-sky to get fulfilment in my life.

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    As I say in the page about me, follow the evidence. Find out for yourself. Ask questions. Reject dogma.
    That was about as calm as I’m willing to go on this matter.