Am in Paris! With time to kill. What to see?
Your heavy metal guide might help? I want to see Sacre Cour, Arc Defense, anything really. If Trust are playing I will die!
They’re not: I checked. And no good rock pubs either: I checked. Too chic for metal!
Ok so your choice is hotel porn or coffee and cigarettes on the Champs Alysee! Or both!
Hmm, like your thinking. But have checked out, and don’t smoke or drink coffee. Moulin Rouge?
Think Moulin Rouge is the only option. Mind you there must be some shit-hole nasty bar that plays rock. The French are a bit rebellious as well as chic.
Gave up, am now at the station an hour early!
Boo! Train station books and magazines it is then.