So, I went to see this film at the IMAX cinema at Bluewater last night. I have written about the previous film
s Part 1 and Part 2 if you click on the link s. So, it would turn out that I haven’t written about the first film. That means I have no idea when or where I saw that film. Maybe (seeing it was released at the end of 2012) I didn’t get to see it at the cinema as that was a disaster year for me. I may have seen it at the cinema but not written about it in this particular forum. I just don’t know. I can recall listening to podcasts talk about High Frame Rate from the distant past. Sorry, let’s move on.
I just rated The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies 6/10 on IMDB http://t.co/V7J76Rvnhk
— Ian Parish (@iparish) December 13, 2014
This, latest and last, part of the film series was OK. I think my rating of OK just reflects the fact that over the last 15 years we have seen plenty of orc armies fighting the elves and hobbits helping out. The Lord of the Rings films had the element of awesomeness as that sort of thing just hadn’t been seen on the big screen before. For this film to be brilliant I needed to see something new. Overall, this film ended the series perfectly well.
There was quite a bit of wistful staring straight into the camera. The film could have been a lot shorter without all that stuff.
As a hint to the peoples of Middle Earth, if you think you’ve killed a big monster, cut the head off or stab the thing through the heart again. It makes simple battle sense.